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Issue #2

What a Treat!! It's Really Neat!!

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What Nifty-Neato Stuff is in Issue #2?



We have an interview with Jon Ginoli, lead singer of Pansy Division. For those of you who don't know who Pansy Division are, they're a band that is REALLY gay-oriented, with songs like Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other, CSF (Cock-Sucking Faggot), Smells Like Queer Spirit, Femme Fatale and others. They happen to be one of the more prominent queer bands.
Visit them at Their Pansy Division Website, at www.pansydivision.com


QUOTES ARE FUN!!!

Straight guys are jerks, gay men are jerks, straight women are jerks, so that leaves lesbians, and they're probably all sitting in their ivy tower somewhere laughing their heads off at the rest of us!
--Steve Buscemi as Nick in the film "Parting Glances"
I'm sick to death of straight people. Tell the truth, aren't you? There's just too goddamn many of them. I was in a bank the other day--they were everywhere, writing checks, making deposits. Two of them were applying for a mortgage. It was disgusting! They're taking over. No one want to talk about it, but it's true.
--from Terrence Mcnally's Love! Valour! Compassion!
Life is a bitch, and her name is Angst and she wants to kill me and she has a reeeeally big knife."
--Angel's philosophy on life.


Theater Review of
Chicago The Musical


We frequently visit the Theater to see musicals, romances, comedies; both professional and amateur. See each issue for an overview of a theatrical expierence Shirley & I had.
Judging from the advertisements, one might assume the show is about sleek, gorgeous women writhing about in black lingerie. And it is. One could consider "Chicago" eye candy at the very least. But it also tells a surprisingly compelling story...
---The beginning of Shirley's Review. I also write a (smaller, more vague) review, but as a teaser, I thought I'd just put a little here, to show you what you're missing.


The Big Gay Movie List!!


Shirley brings you your very own handy dandy guide to the very finest in faggot filmmaking! YAY!


Aviator Girl Takes off!!!


Shirley's comic continues in this issue. Very well thought out plots, well-drawn pictures, and fun dialogue all combine in a funny, and imaginative comic about the antics of a crimefighter. This is a JAILBAIT original, and we're happy to have it here.

CENTERFOLD!


Done in absolutely wonderful taste, you get to see your editors, read their stats, and see what they're like outside of your mind.
Tastefully done, fully clothed, and actually good pictures of both of us. Although the picture is in black and white, our hair colors are revealed in the bios, and you can see how

ab-so-lut-ley GORGEOUS


both of us are, dah-ling.
Okay people, here's the deal. Cafe Pride is a really cool place, where you can meet other queer kids, and make friends who know what you're going through, who have the same trouble meeting guys/girls, and generally making fun of breeders (just kidding). Your Straight friends are more than welcome, and they (Cafe Pride & your friends) love it when you bring them. I brought my straight friends and we had a FABULOUS time dancing, talking, and just hanging out.
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